Category: Weddings

  • The Runaways

    Planning your wedding? You’re probably walking around in a dreamlike state. You’re probably glowing and blushing and perpetually twirling around in a never-ending shower of rose petals and on-time, returned RSVP cards. You’re probably floating around on a cloud of veil tulle during the day and slumbering peacefully in the loving, helpful, patient arms of…

  • Halloween Bride

    I love Halloween! I get scared easily, but no self respecting Misfits fan would be anything other than enthusiastic for October 31st. There were several times, during the planning of our wedding, that I wistfully talked about a Halloween wedding. But, since my friends already joke that I’m goth, that would have been opening myself…

  • No money, mo’ problems: Loose Ends

    If you can get this guy to perform your ceremony, that would be awesome. He’s probably really expensive though, those crazy fancy hats don’t grow on trees, you know. In my professional opinion, he would be worth taking out a loan and feeding your guests Ramen. Ceremony — 2%: site fee, officiant fee or donation,…

  • No money, mo’ problems: Wait a minute, Mr. Postman

    Don’t worry, everyone! I’m back! We’ve been out-of-town for a wedding since Friday, and yesterday I was just feelin’ sort of uninspired. Not to fear though, I’ve rearranged the order of my last few posts in this budget series, and I’m back on track. It is just really hard to feel excited over officiant fees.…

  • No money, mo’ problems: Fortune Favors the Bold

    The cheapest gift of all is probably not appropriate for your grandma. Favors & Gifts — 3%: welcome gifts for out-of-town guests, bridal-party gifts and misc. Welcome gifts for out-of-town guests. Welcome gifts for out-of-town guests?! You’re planning a wedding, not the gift suite backstage at some lame awards show. Look, people will come to…